Maris The Great

03Apr09


I have been waiting for this day for a long time. Until now I thought the only celeb with whom I shared a name was Niles’s ex-wife on Frasier, but apparently I was mistaken. Welcome to my world, Maris The Great and the Faggots of Death. A truly remarkable discovery–I love everything about this Maris and his band: their ethos, their song titles, their makeup, their stage antics.

From the band’s bio:

Lead by the band’s leader and namesake, Maris The Great is the gay zombie of Rock and Roll that threatens to take your life or (if you’re a cute boy) your wee wee. Their shows are visual rockfests full of glitter, gore and projectile fecal matter.

As Alex said, “Maris, they totally stole your schtick.” Those bastards.


5 Responses to “Maris The Great”  

  1. 1 jayson

    Gwar Harvey Fierstein = Genius

  2. 2 Nergal

    “So I told her ‘get that wee wee’” Oh no I shit meSelf laughing

  3. 3 TROY

    Get that wee wee LOL

  4. 4 Kali

    GWAR + The Meatmen + Pansy Division = Maris. Oh — and also that band Maris The Great.

  5. 5 maris

    Glad you have figured out my whole aesthetic, Kali.

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