amishi is demanding
I know a few of you have been inquiring about a feature that has gone dormant — “Ask Amishi.” There are many reasons for this, most of them having to do with Amishi’s unwillingness/inability to be honest when we ask her about music. I’m happy to say, though, that “Ask Amishi” is returning, and in a huge way: Amishi will be traveling with us to the Pitchfork Festival this year, and we’re going to be asking over the course of the weekend to tell us about the best things she’s seen. We’re also going to drag her to some things we suspect she might not enjoy, just to watch her reaction. As it turns out, Amishi had a surprise for us, too. This morning, she presented us with a contract and touring rider, outlining the things she’d need in order to participate in our little interview. I’ve seen a few touring riders before, but this one takes the cake: 72 bottles of water, a 25-person guest list, 1 package of fresh naan from Mumbai and — my personal favorite — 1 small Yorkie Terrier. I’m going to have my lawyer look this over before I do anything rash.
Amishi’s contract and touring rider
[EDIT: Amishi just made me change the image associated with this post, as she did not like the original picture. I do not see any mention of this in the contract. I'll let it slide this time.]
for the record, i just walked by amishi in the office and she said, “a small victory.”
I’m glad Amishi is looking after her interests! I’m jealous you all are going to the Pitchfork festival!
Let’s just hope you always spell her name right and avoid the $100 penalty.
That contract is teh awesome.
that contract is very awesome.
is there any way i can be included?
Will the bendy straws be flown in from Mumbai?
What, no plums, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat?