amishi (5:26:55 PM): hi joe
jedward (5:27:01 PM): AMISHI
jedward (5:27:02 PM): whats up
amishi (5:27:19 PM): do u have that erykah badu cd?
jedward (5:27:22 PM): i do, at home
jedward (5:27:25 PM): i can bring it next week!
amishi (5:27:31 PM): please?
jedward (5:27:57 PM): absolutely. it’s very good.
amishi (5:28:18 PM): cool
amishi (5:29:01 PM): btw. did u see the card i made for u
jedward (5:29:13 PM): i did not!
jedward (5:29:18 PM): is it the one taped to the window?
amishi (5:29:21 PM): YES
jedward (5:29:27 PM): now that you’ve said i scare you, i dont know how to take anything you say.
amishi (5:29:43 PM): i was joking
jedward (5:29:54 PM): “joking”
amishi (5:29:59 PM): its yancey i’m scared of
jedward (5:30:15 PM): interesting.
[Tells Yancey]
amishi (5:31:00 PM): thanks for telling him
jedward (5:31:06 PM): i didnt tell him
jedward (5:31:08 PM): he just sensed it.
jedward (5:31:11 PM): he felt your vibes.
jedward (5:32:08 PM): http://www.truthdig.com/images/eartothegrounduploads/StressedKid300.jpg
jedward (5:33:03 PM): http://tarapfeifer.com/albums/stuff/burger_copy.jpg
amishi (5:33:33 PM): is that the world’s biggest burger
jedward (5:33:46 PM): it is
jedward (5:33:51 PM): so amishi, who is this clown? http://www.amishi.eu/
amishi (5:34:25 PM): ya i’m kinda famous in europe
jedward (5:34:33 PM): amishi, i hope you know you’re in the top search results for your name on google
jedward (5:34:35 PM): thanks to 17 dots
amishi (5:34:43 PM): shit
jedward (5:34:58 PM): i am really pleased about this
amishi (5:38:21 PM): whoa there’s an amishi on myspace from ny
jedward (5:38:25 PM): and it’s not you?
amishi (5:38:43 PM): no i’m not 26
jedward (5:38:47 PM): you’re like, what, 23?
amishi (5:38:51 PM): 24
jedward (5:39:00 PM): i am so much older than you, it’s actually scary
jedward (5:39:08 PM): i have almost a decade on you.
jedward (5:39:19 PM): thanks for depressing me on a friday.
amishi (5:39:33 PM): sorry!
jedward (5:39:33 PM): haha
amishi (5:43:44 PM): well you’re a cool older person
jedward (5:44:03 PM): thanks. i think.
amishi (5:44:13 PM): ha
amishi (5:39:57 PM): r u as old as joe
yancey (5:40:36 PM): hahahaha
yancey (5:40:38 PM): no i am not
yancey (5:40:41 PM): i am MUCH younger
yancey (5:44:26 PM): how old r u?
amishi (5:44:38 PM): just ask joe
amishi (5:44:49 PM): he already asked me that
yancey (5:44:54 PM): i don’t talk to that dude
yancey (5:44:58 PM): i don’t like senior citizens
amishi (5:45:28 PM): now who’s being mean
yancey (5:45:33 PM): you of course
yancey (5:45:38 PM): because you are waht you are
yancey (5:45:41 PM): you can’t change yourself
amishi (5:47:21 PM): r u trying to intimidate me
yancey (5:47:36 PM): no but it’s interesting that that’s what YOU see
amishi (5:48:59 PM): i like your shirt
jedwardk (5:49:13 PM): yeah? thanks
jedwardk (5:49:15 PM): thats nice of you to say
jedwardk (5:49:18 PM): i was afraid it was boring
jedwardk (5:49:22 PM): like bon iver
amishi (5:49:39 PM): i’m trying to be nice someone seems to think i’m really mean
jedwardk (5:49:57 PM): this conversation just keeps getting better and better
jedwardk (5:50:37 PM): i’m changing our IM names for safety
amishi (5:50:54 PM): if u r changing the names why did u take my picture
jedwardk (5:51:03 PM): because no one can stalk you with your picture
jedwardk (5:51:06 PM): but they can with your IM name
amishi (5:51:15 PM): thats dumb




umm i’m not sure but I don’t think that change an IM name from jedward to jedwardk is going to fool many stalkers. This was the most amusing Ask Amishi to date. Mostly Because of the gigantic Hamburger. Joe did you get bored with Amishi telling you that you scared her. . . Wait why were you googling her. . . are you stalking her and if so 1)how would changing either of your IM names help that (you work with her after all) and 2) how can MiDoJo join the Cult of Stalking Amishi via her musical picks. Seems like great fun. Joe, Yancey’s just jealous that you got to talk to her more than he did and that’s why he picked on your age.
Yes, Bon Iver is fucking boring. Fuck the hype. God damnit. When Bon Iver picks up an electric guitar and has a drunken night with Jarvis Cocker, please leave me a text message. What a dork.
Bon Iver is the soundtrack of countless retirement village across the warm regions of Florida. It sounds like: “Boring…. boring…. boring….. sleep…. die.”
Bah! I should probably explain that comment: when Amishi first heard Bon Iver, she blithely responded: “Boring.” She has since changed her mind — we actually all really like Bon Iver. Because of this, though, we find it funny to remind her of her initial opinion as often as we possibly can.
My own experience with Bon Ivers was the opposite. I was initially enthralled with his sound. After repeated listenings, I don”t think his voice stood up over time - I’d much rather listen to other stuff. I believe yancey pointed out Bon Ivers was kind of weak live, perhaps not as vocally strong.
you know what’s funny about that, though? we recently got soundboard recordings of that show, and it totally sounds fine! the lesson as always = i am an asshole.